Sunday, June 30, 2013

Becoming a cat owner....the self-interview

Were you excited about getting cats? 
I've seen enough weird Facebook pictures to be wary of putting "excited" and "cat" in the same sentence....so...yeah.

You'd rather a dog?
Cats have the audacity to eat your food, live in your house, and treat you like the help.  I'm determined to find away to remind my cats that their presence in my house is purely optional....as is are those treads they like so much.  Dogs know what's up; if I shovel your shit, you'd better be happy to see me when I get home.

Is your son excited?
He's five years old and they're furry and breathing....you do the math.

Anything surprising so far?
They're awfully violent...when they're not practicing Cat-jitsu on each other, they seem to spend a awful lot of time practicing murdering smaller animals.  They're like furry little hitmen who clean themselves.


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