A great many of my friends and family have developed a rather noticeable dislike of the news media.
I disagree.
Granted, I don't think the news is actually delivered with any integrity, nor do I find it particularly informative, but you have to admit....It's stinkin' hilarious.
And so in an homage, or a pastiche if you will(and you will) to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, who are at least forthright about the absurdity of their news shows, I offer my own news bulletin....
- It was reported that Greece voted to stay in the Eurozone. (HFB Translation: Greece voted in a party that might, if it's able to form a majority coalition, accept some of the terms of the bailout set by the rest of Europe in exchange for continued membership. In order to form said coalition, the winning New Democracy party must woo a separate politic party with wholly separate ideals to join it because...oh, details details, are they really important?)
-Rush Limbaugh defended Neil Munro, the reported who interrupted the president during speech, and said that Munro was not a racist. (HFB translation: Limbaugh said "Clearly, Munro was mocking Obama's "white half." or, more clearly stated: "Neil Munro is not a ractist....I am a racist.)
- The Housing Market improved in May (HFB translation: the actual building of houses fell, whereas permits to build houses rose. Just to be clear....one cannot live in a permit nor earn a living constructing them.)
-Blistering Heat covers most of Wisconsin (HFB translation: Um...it's summer. Any meteorologist surprised by odd weather in the Upper Midwest has proven him or herself a worse prognosticator than Stephen A. Smith)
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